Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Gov. Sanford's Erotic E-Mails to "Maria" in Argentina

According to MSNBC late today, "The State newspaper in South Carolina released e-mail exhanges between the governor and the woman, identified only as Maria. Sanford's office Wednesday did not dispute the authenticity of the emails, The State reported. One exchange was dated July 10, 2008 when the governor is reported to have written to her:

"Two, mutual feelings .... You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night's light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ..."
That e-mail is all quintessentially Antonio Banderas dialogue, right up until the parenthetical about "two magnificant parts," where it then unexpectedly veers sharply off the tracks into the little town of Cringeworthy....
Just imagine if last November's presidential election had featured John Edwards and Gov. Sanford as the respective vice presidential nominees.....

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