You Know You're In Trouble When....

As a general rule of thumb, you know you're in trouble when, as Tiger Woods has now done, you have been forced to go to court to ask for an injunction to block the publication of your nude photos and sex videos. And you'll know that you're still in denial as well if that order reads in part, as Tiger's does, "This Order is not to be taken as an admission that any such photographs exist. And in the event that these photographs do exist, and it is not admitted..."