"Perkins" Makes Me So Hot (What'd Tiger Have?)

I wrote here a few days ago about how Tiger Woods is alleged to have had an affair with a woman who worked at a Denny's-like family restaurant called "Perkins," which was located just a few miles from his home in Windermere, Florida. (Sometimes, according to the New York Post, right there in the parking lot as soon as she got off of work.) Tiger apparently used to eat breakfast there with his wife on occasion, too. Well, it turns out that Perkins, like Denny's, is also a chain. Embedded below is a 1 minute video advertisement for it. If you watch this, ask yourself whether you think there's anything sexy at all about any of it (or the waitresses' uniforms). And does this give any insight into whether Tiger is just a "player," or whether he may actually have a problem.