Friday, June 17, 2011

There Is No "We" In DUI

Drunk driving isn't funny, obviously.  But the eyebrow-raising allegations in a civil lawsuit filed in Maryland recently arising from a drunk driving accident, in which the plaintiff (a cab driver) is seeking a mere $75,000, have caught the attention of even the venerable Washington Post.  As you can read in more detail HERE, the allegations include:

"Paragraph 10. 'At the time of the collision, Defendant was going 85 miles per hour.'
Paragraph 12. 'At the time of the collision, Defendant was having sex with a female.'
Paragraph13. 'At the time of the collision, Defendant was driving admittedly drunk.'
Paragraph 14. 'At the time of the accident, Defendant was partially or totally in the backseat of the car.'

"Wait, WHA? 85 miles per hour? The backseat? And what happened to paragraph 11?"

1 comment:

  1. The only thing I can think of that rivals the craziness of this story is this one: http://www.clublexus.com/forums/attachments/the-clubhouse/208864d1304368424-driving-and-shaving-traffic-crash-shaving.jpg

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