Couldn't Happen To A Nicer Guy

Major Nidal Hasan, charged with killing 13 in the Fort Hood shooting spree, is paralyzed from the chest down, is incontinent and is in "severe pain," his defense attorney told ABC News. Since Hasan apparently screamed "Allahu Akbar" ("Allah is the greatest") during his rampage, let me be the first to offer back a hearty "Insha'Allah" ("If it is Allah's will") at the fact that he was not martyred, but rather finds himself as he is now.